Sunday, February 18, 2007

Bald Britney...

[WE TEMPORARILY LOWER THE IQ OF THIS BLOG IN ORDER TO BRING YOU THE FOLLOWING POST ABOUT BRITNEY SPEARS. I PROMISE IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.]

OK, so Miss Spears does one night in a Caribbean drug rehab, overnights it back to Hollywood where she promptly shaves her own noggin clean and adds to her body art collection.

She's over the edge, folks. Look down into the deep end and you'll find her swimming around it in it. I think the star-making celebrity machine has officially chewed her up and spit her out.

Here's hoping someone intervenes and saves her before it's too late.

Or maybe it is too late.

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