Since it's dark, raining, and all-around gloomy this morning and I've already dealt with 2 computers exhibiting Monday-type behavior on a Friday, I feel the need for a little humor injection.
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Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you but don't start anything!"
A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here!"
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Why was the ant so confused? All his uncles were ants!
Why was the archaeologist so depressed? His career was always in ruins!
And for all you politics fans out there:
Deja Moo: The distinct feeling that you've heard all this bull before.
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HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!
1 comment:
excellent!!! great way to start a friday. thanks for the laughs. i must admitt that i am a sucker for bad jokes and these definately fit the bill...daja moo....heehee...i think you should sell bumper stickers for those of us you aren't ,shall we say, enjoying our current political season! really, give it some thought.
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