Sunday, October 07, 2007
Sunday Night; Let's Blow Off The Dust
Let's see, when I last updated, a lot of friendly co-workers had left the building. Well, the world didn't stop turning and the paper still got published. New job assignments, reassignments, blah blah blah, we made it--let's get on with life!
I worked straight through from Friday until the following Tuesday because my new shift started on Sunday night. It still feels weird working on a Sunday night but I'll get used to it in time. I took the rest of the week off after Tuesday. It was one of those times when I could sense that I needed some time away from the office. It also just happened to be the week when those readers who faithfully clipped their "Millionaire" money out of the paper since July brought it all down to our office to be counted. The crowds were tremendous. All the division of the P-D had to volunteer workers to help count. The fact that I took off during that mess is purely coincidental, truly.
Friday, September 28, 2007
Tough Day Today...
[A real "sucker-punch" came in the form of a company-wide e-mail that was sent from our CEO this morning. I'm Not Kidding - it was in the form of a press release, detailing exactly how much money this buyout is costing the company but also trumpeting the amount of money that this buyout will save the company. I'm no expert, but I'd have saved this e-mail for next week]
Bill McClellan sized up the situation pretty well in his column today. Basically, the Internet has changed the way people get their news, plain and simple. Less people buy newspapers, thus advertisers spend less on print advertising, thus profit margins are reduced, making newspaper company stockholders very nervous, creating a need to cut costs wherever and however possible. I don't attempt to understand the logic of it all, I just know a lot of good people are leaving their newspaper careers too soon. I don't blame them for taking an offer they couldn't refuse. Moreover, this is not unique to my employer; it's happening to large newspapers all over the country. Here's a link to Bill's column. It's well worth the reading.
The evolution of newspapers can be traced to two meteors
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Anybody Know Hoss Cartwright's phone number?
Stray Bull Roams Downtown
and I'm off work today, too. I'd like to see the St. Louis Metro Po-lice try to round up that angry lil' steer!
Monday, September 24, 2007
Fantastic News!...
Deep-Voiced Men Have More Kids
"Studies conducted by David Feinberg of McMaster University in Canada have shown that women are more attracted to men with deeper voices, judging them to be older, healthier and more masculine than their higher-pitched rivals."
can't argue with science!
Friday, September 21, 2007
Nothing Like A Good Horror Film...
Just Call me '"A"-Game'...
At Home in Malden, MO...
I said a quick goodbye to the grandparents and headed for home. Once home I made a quick supper of soup and sandwich and headed to church for Quest worship rehearsal.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
September Swoon...
I would say bring on the Rams, but so far, they stink too.
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Monday, September 17, 2007
New Quote...
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Happiness Is...
New shift - Pros/Cons?...
Here's the deal; he works Sunday night 4 pm - 12:00 am and then Monday 10:00 am - 6:00 pm, then Tuesday-Thursday 8:00 am - 4:00 pm. I would be off Friday and Saturday.
I basically have until the end of the week to decide. The only obvious bad thing is that the Monday hours would make it almost impossible to continue with my Monday evening bible study. That starts at 7:00 pm.
Other than that, I wouldn't be able to walk the dog in the morning, but I would have time for a longer walk in the afternoon. I would have to get up earlier and FORCEMYSELFTOGOTOBEDEARLIEROMIGOSH but I would have more time in the evenings.
The Sunday night shift would be easy but the late night isn't appealing. It might be nice to have Friday/Satutrday/Sunday afternoon off; almost a 3-day weekend.
Readers - any other pros or cons that you could help me out with?
It's Over...
First Taste Of Fall...
Monday, September 10, 2007
See What Dog Hath Wrought...
This actually happened a week ago on Labor Day, but I left my camera down at my parents' house all week. I left the blind down a little bit too low when I shut up Chili in her room while I did some shopping.
She either got mad or overanxious at my leaving and my expensive window treatment took the brunt of her emotion. Fortunately, 3-Day Blinds had my original order on file and they're shipping me a replacement, for $142.
She's expensive, but I still like her! : )
Friday, September 07, 2007
It's Been A Long Season...
They have managed to stay in the race for the NL Central division title, despite all that AND a pitching rotation that is in flux. As Dan O'Neill put it in today's Eye Drops column:
"— The Milwaukee Braves had "Spahn and Sain and pray for rain." The Cardinals have "Wainwright and Looper, then get out the scooper."
Wednesday, September 05, 2007
Nuclear Bombs Mistakenly Flown Over The U.S. ...
(THIS IS A JOKE, OK!)
Friday, August 31, 2007
Is The End Near?
professional wrestling policing itself for substance abuse? what is the world coming to?
Thursday, August 30, 2007
The Graduate...
I wanted to take a picture of her with a cap and gown, but alas, she wouldn't stand still! : )
My Home County...
DE SOTO, Mo. (AP) - The naked truth: Three eastern Missouri men were willing to go to extreme lengths to get some beer.
That's the accusation after an incident in the early hours of August 18th at Fish's Quick Stop in De Soto. Store clerk Vicky Gaines says a masked man walked in and began doing the hula dance.
Police say the plan was for the naked dancer to create a distraction while another man took a case of beer from the store. It didn't work.
Gaines called police. As the naked man and his accomplice joined a third man in a car, a customer got their license plate number. All three were caught a few days later.
The men, ages 19 to 23, face charges of shoplifting and indecent exposure.
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Information from: KMOV-TV, http://www.kmov.com/
There you have it, folks...a naked, masked man doing the hula dance. at a convenience store in DeSoto, MO. Amazing.
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Words To Ponder...
"We were talking a lot about Home the last few weeks. Karin and I have chosen a life where pretty much every day we get to spend at home is a prize, a rare gift, something we worked for, an event drenched in gratitude. And yet, maybe home is not really about geography or air quality, or moonlight, or being in the city or out of the city, or in a red state or blue state, or in a music town or a working class town. Maybe home has more to do with the work we've all done as individuals to increasingly become people we can live with. Maybe home is the desire to live soulfully, the tiny ongoing decisions we make that allow the soul room to breathe."
wise words...
Sunday, August 26, 2007
OK, I Am DONE Spending Money...
fixed my leaky basement (planned)
got a new driveway (which has developed a crack, I noticed last night) (also planned)
bought a new air conditioner and gas furnace (SO unplanned)
had my trees trimmed (and removed, in the case of my unfortunately rotted maple)(also unplanned)
my neighbor is satisfied now that my oak tree branches are no longer drooping on his roof. The tree service guys managed to leave multiple rust trails across my driveway. I guess that happened from them dragging the brush across. Thankfully, a couple of hours with straight bleach and a scrub brush made them disappear. The situation was partly my fault because I haven't gotten around to sealing the driveway, which would have prevented the stains.
My dad was up on Friday because he wanted any good parts of the maple tree that could be harvested. He is a woodworker in his spare time and green maple is of great value to him. He got 2 large logs that should serve him well. Only trouble is, they were far too heavy for the two of us to load into his truck so they are still laying haphazardly in my back yard. While the tree trimmers worked, he and I set to hanging the one remaining 6-panel door that we didn't do last summer. We wrestled with it for several hours, trying to make it fit in the un-square doorframe of my bathroom. Ultimately, we were unsuccessful, as time got later and later and we got more and more tired. My dad finally left, in temporary defeat. I am left, meanwhile, with a door that doesn't shut properly. He will ponder on the situation a while and return soon, I'm sure.
I went out to lunch with some friends after church at The Daily Bread. TDB is basically a local version of St. Louis Bread Company. The BBQ Beef sandwich I had was quite good. The Dog and I then spent a couple of quiet hours at Bee Tree Park (site of Cooks In Kansas' nuptials many moons ago.)
back to work tomorrow...
Happiness Is...
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Random Things That Disturb Me...
Why did Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan skate through the judicial system with barely a whiff of jail? Nicole Richie was in jail for about 5 seconds before being released, no joke! Lindsay Lohan will do a day or so. The law enforcement out in La-La land insists that they received no special treatment.
Right.
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
You,Too, Can Be A Rapper...
Monday, August 20, 2007
I Took The Plunge...
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nothing much more to report, really. My home is nicely air-conditioned since Friday. I was in sticker shock for awhile. I like to do product research before making a major purchase and this time I had to decide quickly. The service company I called is a distributor for the Fedders brand of furnaces and ACs. They're not well known but they seem to build quality products.
I am trying a Gentle Leader head collar on Chili. It seems to work wonders for dogs who pull on their leash and Chili has to get past that if she wants to test out of obedience class.
My employer has offered an early-retirement buyout. Of course, I am not eligible but many good people are signing up to leave. My department is losing 2 technicians, one of whom I have worked with closely since I've been here. It's going to be a bumpy adjustment as I will undoubtedly get much of his responsibility. He has promised to be available whenever I need him, though. The newspaper industry is in a bad place right now. It's a digital world now, and the traditional media is feeling the effects. Advertisers are pouring their money into internet and other new media outlets. Thus, newspaper advertising revenues are down at papers all over the country. My employer is being polite by offering the early retirement. Other newspapers are simply laying off workers. My job is safe but it may be time to start looking around...
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
The Heat Wave Claims Another Victim...
The company I called is a Christian-owned business and the repairman is a church-going guy so I feel certain they're not ripping me off. This is just one of those unexpected major expenses that always comes at the wrong time.
The blower motor still works but I'll be contacting the Matlock Hilton in Festus about overnight accomodations for a couple of nights until the new system gets installed.
ARGHHHHH!!!!!!
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
The Hottest Day Of The Year...
If I evaporate between here and there, will someone please take care of my doggie?
Thursday, August 09, 2007
Uncollared!!


Chili was able to shed her "Elizabethan" collar today after the HSMO vet determined that her leg wound had healed sufficiently. He let me keep it just encase she starts licking at it again. She had also started scooting her bottom across my floors. Turns out, her anal glands were blocked up and had to be "expressed." to relieve the pressure. The vet said there was a lot of stuff in them, and we'll leave it at that. He examined an old scar and noted "She's the kind of dog that goes through things, rather than around them." That's my dog!
She did better at obedience class today. Her command response is better but her walking definitely needs work. The trainers gave me a special collar to keep Chili from pulling at her leash.
Yearly eye exam today: no problems found!
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
Good Times With The Dog...
We went on our usual morning walk, shorter this time because it's so muggy and when we returned, she ate all her food! I had brought more hot dog along on the walk and rewarded her periodically so maybe that awakened her taste buds. She laid quietly by my bed as I did my morning devotional and watched curiously as I got dressed for work. I loaded up her Kong with some doggie biscuits to keep her busy while I ate breakfast.
Very satisfying times, indeed.
Thursday, August 02, 2007
Collared!...
Chili is wearing the collar. She has a bad scrape on the inside of her left rear leg and she was licking it. After obedience class today, we stopped in at the HSMO vet and got her fitted for an "Elizabethan Collar" as they call it politely. It will be on her for the next 7 days as I treat the scrape with Neosporin ointment.We did start obedience at HSMO this morning. Their classes are run by the Greater St. Louis Training Club. There are 3 other dogs in the beginners' class with Chili. She was predictably excited and distracted but she handled herself well overall. I have a list of basic concepts to work on with her so we can test out to the next level. I don't know how successful we will be with the collar on her but I'll work as hard as she will.
Completely unrelated: my home-improvements aren't quite done. The other day Chili and I were out in my backyard and my retired neighbor waved me toward the fence. He pointed at the branches of one of my oak trees. "These branches, on my roof, it's no good!" (He's of eastern European background.) The problem is my oak trees are mature and massive. Their branches are far-reaching, and do droop onto my neighbor's roof. In the interest of being a good neighbor, I called a tree service and got an estimate post-haste. The arborist looked at them and estimated trimming them and removing a dying maple that's planted in an odd place anyway. Looks like that'll be happening in the near future.
Monday, July 30, 2007
Happy Monday!...
Chili went to the vet at the HSMO to get her leg checked out. She got really agitated as we approached the building. I think she was really worried that I was returning her! : ) I assured her that was not the case as we proceeded to another part of the building to see the vet. It turns out she just got a really bad scrape and it should heal with time and Neosporin. We stopped off to watch some friends play softball on the way home.
She will be starting obedience class at HSMO on Thursday. They have four levels of Family Dog classes and I'm starting her out at level 1. She already knows some basic commands like sit, stay and come but she selectively listens and obeys so some refresher training should do her good.
We made a trip to Petsmart yesterday to get doggie food and some sort of pooper scooper. I found a really great soloution to the poop issue: Dispoz-A-Scoop bags. You simply scoop the poop, push down on the frame of the bag, and the bag seals up. It keeps my hands away from the mess! I am finding out that a dog in a pet store is like a little kid in a toy store. They want to be in anything and everything!
We may have made a breakthrough on playing with toys. I bought a rope tug that has 2 rings of dried meat around it. Chili made quick work of one of the meat rings and when she showed interest in the second, I took it from her and went outside with it. She followed and we managed to do a game of keep away and tug-of-war for a while. She also did pretty good at fetching it, though she didn't bring it back to me. I think the trick is to associate the toy with food. I'm sure the obedience trainers will have good tips for this as well. This had been a real frustration for me and if we can get this going, it will make me really happy.
Another real problem I had over the weekend was more emotional and mental. My pre-dog life was "chafing" at the new routine this dog has brought to my life. I think I was experiencing something of a post-partum doggie depression similar to what some mothers experience after giving birth. I was feeling overwhelmed and frustrated and oddly sad at times. After our play time last night it got better. My outlook is as sunny as the sky this morning.
Friday, July 27, 2007
Chili Met The Parents...
Maybe it's ME who needs to learn how to play! : )
Chili will also be making her first trip to the vet tomorrow, at HSMO. She managed to gash the inside of her left leg on something and it looks nasty.
Thursday, July 26, 2007
First Accident...
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
At Rest...
First Night With New Dog...
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
That's CHILI, As In DOG!!!...
More pictures here:
Chili
Monday, July 23, 2007
Another new blog link
Bizarre Death Of The Week...
Tulsa is the AA affiliate of the Colorado Rockies.
Friday, July 20, 2007
Official soundtrack to Summer '07

Down to the Bone - "Supercharged"
my soundtrack to Summer '07. I picked it up at Borders last Sunday afternoon and I lovelovelove it. DTTB lays down the funk.jazz.soul.groove thang nice and thick this time around. It just don't quit! Every song is infinitely danceable. This CD should come with a complimentary dance floor but alas the listener has to groove wherever they're listening to it.
(cross-posted to MyToonz)
Poncho is going back...
(case in point - he decided he needed to go out again last night around 11:00. While we were out in my backyard, he had a sudden burst of energy, pulled on the leash, and his collar slid off. He took off and Poncho The Formerly Stray Dog almost became Poncho The Formerly Stray Dog Who Unfortunately Became Stray Once Again. I caught him but I knew right then that he wasn't going to work out.)
Much of what is troubling me about him could be worked out in time with proper training but as I mentioned, I'm not attached to him and can't see myself investing any more time in him.
He was a valuable learning experience for me, though. I know have a keener sense of just what I am looking for in a dog. older, mellow, calm, not so active etc...
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Introducing Poncho!...
I am entertaining a pooch-guest for the next few days. His name is Poncho and he is a two-year old Terrier-Boxer mixed breed. I have him as part of Stray Rescue of St. Louis' "Rent-A-Pet" program. Some of their dogs have this option that lets you try them out for a few days to see if they work with you. I saw him on their website on Saturday and he came to an adoption event on Tuesday night. I applied for him and was able to pick him up early this evening.
He has a couple of scratches on his nose from another dog reaching out and touching him recently, so he's on an antibiotic while I have him. Stray Rescue provided a leash and collar, food, and some of his blankets and toys. We went for a walk on Grant's Trail this evening and we'll try a game of fetch soon. So far, he seems to be a really sweet, affectionate dog, if not a bit "clingy." His fur is brown with black brindle stripes throughout. He was rescued off a parking lot on a hot day last month.
One thing that was obvious from the start - he loves go through life with his tongue hanging out--he drooled all over my car on the ride home, and come to think of it, he was all over my car on the ride home!
See more of his pictures here. His story is here.
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Dangerous...
One of the most dangerous places in all of St. Louis for me is The Record Exchange. It's over 10,000 square feet of music heaven! The danger for me is that I could spend a LOT of money there if I didn't watch myself. They deal in used CD's of every genre and also have one of the largest vinyl record collections in the country. I could spend hours in there just browsing the stacks of weird and wacky album covers. Just tonight, I found a copy of Crowded House's second CD, "Temple of Low Men" that I have been meaning to buy for a long time.
Monday, July 16, 2007
This Is Just Disturbing!...
From today's Dear Abby:
KIDS' ROUGH-AND-TUMBLE GAME POSES THREAT TO TINY GRANDMADEAR ABBY: My friend "Nora" was very shaken by something that happened to her recently. While her six grandchildren were visiting, the oldest boy (age 13) shouted, "Let's take her down!" and all six of the children attacked her, knocking her to the ground, then groping and hitting her.
Nora is 73 and only 5 foot 2. Her oldest grandchild is 5 foot 7 and weighs 140 pounds. All of the grandchildren are large for their ages. The youngest, who is 7, weighs well over 70 pounds.
My question is, what can elderly people do to protect themselves? Nora felt helpless. She took the beating because she was afraid if she fought back, she'd be turned in for child abuse. I told her I'd have whacked that 13-year-old monster so hard he'd think twice about ever pulling a stunt like that again.
Now she's afraid of her grandkids because, even though their parents eventually pulled them off her, they did nothing to punish the children for their aggressive behavior. Is there anything older people can do to defend themselves against delinquents? -- SHOCKED IN TOPEKA
EDIT: DEAR ABBY'S REPLY:
DEAR SHOCKED: Are you talking about delinquent children or delinquent parents? Nora's grandchildren were obviously never taught by their parents the importance of behaving respectfully around adults, particularly elderly adults who can be fragile. They could have caused their grandmother serious harm. That the behavior went unpunished is extremely disturbing because if parents don't bother to teach their children right from wrong, their misbehavior could escalate.
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that makes me grateful for the raising I had. Until I was 12, my grandparents were literally a mile away. They loved me and I loved them and that contributed to my happy childhood.
Sunday, July 15, 2007
Liberia or Bust!
Saturday, July 14, 2007
Close, But No Pooch!...
I'm disappointed, but it's not the end of the world. I spent the remainder of today touring various shelters and adoption events, undaunted am I.
Friday, July 13, 2007
PoochQuest '07...
Wish me luck!
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
iTunes On The Go...
Last night i got a hankerin' to try again so i purchased a Monster iCarPlay cassette adapter. After a few volume adjustments, the iCarPlay produced CD-quality crystal clear sound. It's very cool to be able plug in and have most of my CD collection at my fingertips.
Darn the Luck!...
my car wouldn't start.
Darn the luck! : )
luckily my brother's new office is a short distance away so he came by and jumped me so I could go get the battery replaced.
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Tuesday night...
I have Flickr'd all my pictures from Yahoo! Photos, as Yahoo! Photos is going out of business soon. The transition was seamless. There are a good many more pictures of my kitchen remodel project and my BVI sailing vacation with my family. Looking back on my kitchen remodel from 2 years ago, I am still proud of how it came out.
The dog I want is waiting patiently for me at the HSMO county shelter, he just doesn't know it yet. I can't get off work at all this week so I will have to wait until Saturday....I'm crossing my fingers he'll still be there. I figure if he's still there on Saturday, we're meant to be. I visited him on Sunday and I think he's the one. More details later if I get him! I made a pre-emptive visit to Petsmart tonight to figure out what I'll need.
teeth-cleaning at the dentist first thing tomorrow....ugh..
all is still well with my bro and sis-in-law and baby-to-be. they're preparing to sell their townhouse and scouring the internet daily for new listings.
Thursday, July 05, 2007
4th of July Post-Mortem...
(burgers and dogs/brats are under the blue/red napkins!)
The finale of the fireworks show at Kirkwood ParkI uploaded some more fireworks shots here.
Tuesday, July 03, 2007
Wildflowers!...
Wildflowers!!!
Monday, July 02, 2007
Meetup.com
TAG!!!!!!!! I'm It...
1) Swing Out Sister is my official Guilty Pleasure.
2) I'm seriously anal about some things.
3) It took me two tries to pass Trigonometry at NMSU/Truman State U.
4) I just took over the task of scheduling the weekly tech help for my worship service at church.
5) Burger King would be my official Guilty Pleasure if SOS wasn't already.
6) I once spent a horrific week working at a Big Don's fireworks warehouse.
7) I became a Christian on the evening of New Year's Day in the year 2000.
8) I lovelovelove red grapes. I have always loved grapes, in general.
A Little Piece Of Heaven...
The St. Louis area weather today was gorgeous, sunny skies with low humidity and a gentle breeze. I took the opportunity to take an early-evening bike ride at nearby Cliff Cave Park. The trail I rode is only a couple of years old and is a really nice trip. It winds through the bottomland of the Mississippi River, with a large corn field on one side and wetland wilderness on the other. Towering above are majestic bluffs with expensive homes looking down from them. Of course, the mighty Mississippi rolls on just to the east. After my ride, I pulled out my camera and spent an hour just taking pictures of the wildflower patches scattered around the park area.
The weekend just passed...
Saturday, I slept in, got a haircut, worked out at the YMCA, then had lunch before making a trip to the St. Louis City dog pound and Humane Society to peruse their pooches. I applied to become a volunteer dog walker at the city pound. HSMO had 2 male blond golden/lab mixes, one 18 months and the other 3 years old. I'm also considering a 3-4 year old female Walker Hound that Stray Rescue has available.
Barber Roulette...
It Must Be 4th of July Time...
I have 2 4th of July get-togethers to attend on Wednesday. A co-worker is having a bash at her new place in the city and then I will be off to the party I have gone to for the past several years, hosted by an old friend in Kirkwood.
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Quick Trip to the Hometown...
I stopped off and talked to my mom in Festus; I stayed a bit too long because on the way home I ran into a heavy rainstorm that made driving a bit tricky, shall we say. WOW that's an awful feeling, to be so blinded by a rainstorm that you can't tell where you're going. I prayed quickly and thankfully the rain stopped after about 10 minutes.
I arrived home to a nice surprise - my porch pillars were put back in place by the concrete contractor, after 2 weeks. Now, if they would only deliver the dirt to fill in where the concrete forms were....small victories, small victories.
Monday, June 25, 2007
Say Uncle!...
(kmom: if you haven't heard this from my Mom yet, you certainly will shortly, so act appropriately surprised when you get the news, mmmkay? Thanks! : ))
This was the significant announcement previously advertised. No Paris Hilton-related news, I'm afraid.
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Significant Announcement coming...
Friday, June 22, 2007
Weekend plans...
2) have a leisurely breakfast
3) bathe self
4) replace burned-out switch that controls my outside electrical outlet and post light
5) continue quest for the perfect pooch for me, the usual adoption events, plus HSMO and APAMO
6) try to find a copy of the new Polyphonic Spree record
7) refrain from cutting grass because it hasn't rained in a couple of weeks!
8) take in the Ambassadors of Harmony spring show at the TouPAC in the evening
9) Sunday church
10) Sunday relax in the afternoon
11) Sunday evening prepare for the week
The Visionary...
Sunday, June 17, 2007
Happy Father's Day!!!...
My home-improvement projects for the year are now done. My basement is waterproofed with two inside cracks sealed and an outside drainage system installed. I also had my driveway and front porch torn out and replaced. With these projects have come the inevitable inconveniences; the waterproofers plugged something into my outside electrical outlet that broke it and the post light wired into it. Hopefully that will get resolved this week. I also can't drive on the new driveway until Wednesday at the earliest so I'm parking in my front yard.
I hope all my readers appreciated their fathers appropriately today. I hosted a late afternoon dinner for my folks and bro/sis-in-law. Speaking of the bro/sis-in-law, they adopted a German Shorthaired Pointer pup named Ruby a few weeks ago and they brought her along. This pup is a female, 11 months old and weighs 45 pounds. As a typical GSP pup, she is full of energy and always ready to play. She is a handful but a lot of fun to have around. I can see she's a bit too young and active for my lifestyle so I definitely will shoot for a 2+ year old dog when I adopt a pooch.
(EDIT: whenever I think of Ruby, I automatically hear Kenny Rogers singing "Ruby, don't take your love to town" in my mind. creepy!)
(EDIT #2: Unfortunately Ruby had to be returned to the breeder from whence she came, due to allergy problems she inflicted on her new owners. : ( (6/27/07)
Congratulations to my friends J and G, married yesterday!
Monday, June 11, 2007
Understatement of the Century!!!...
"I used to act dumb"
a masterpiece of understatement.
Thursday, June 07, 2007
Gettin' The Funk Out ON SESAME STREET!!...
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
Didn't Talk To Anyone!...
has anyone else had a day like that before?
Tuesday, June 05, 2007
Out Of The Mouth Of Moon Man...
he was in a rather jovial mood tonight, for some reason.
Thursday, May 31, 2007
The infamous Tim Conway elephant story...
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Boy, Are My Legs Tired...
I am taking the doggie Behavior and Training 101 class at the Humane Society this evening. It's designed for dog owners, but they say it's good for prospective dog owners as well.
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Memorial Day 2007...
The local CW television affiliate ran a marathon of "Cheers" episodes; that show was definitely one of a kind, one of the funniest, smartest shows ever produced.
News of the Weird...
Fake police officers have graced News of the Weird (most recently in 2006) for pulling motorists over for officious scoldings on traffic safety, but a March 20 stop in Boca Raton, Fla., by an imitation, off-duty sheriff's deputy was special. He was riding with his girlfriend when he decided to stop a discourteous motorist, and when a real cop later showed up, the "deputy" was revealed to be not a cop and also not a "he." Rachel Otto, 21, wore her hair short on top and shaved on the sides, and her outing as a woman apparently shocked the girlfriend, who had been living with Otto for a week. Police said Otto's rap sheet included nine arrests for impersonating police officers. (Palm Beach Post, 3-21-07)
A cop impersonator who is also a male impersonator...that's just strange!
Sunday, May 27, 2007
It's Gettin' To Be A Desperate Situation...
"I don't even know, but we like the possibilities, so he gets it," says the intrepid manager LaRussa. Translation: "we don't know what else to do so we'll try anything, at this point."
Thursday, May 24, 2007
It Was Inevitable, Wasn't It?...
(shaking my head wearily)
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Where's That Phone?
But I SO Wanted To Prove My Citizenship!...
I feel ripped off, somehow.
Potentially Shamed By The Shuffle...
Today's inspiration comes from Sarah Lane, she of the "The Screen Savers," a popular show on the old ZDTV/TechTV network. She stayed on for a while after G4 swallowed up TechTV but has since moved on and is doing other things. She copied another blogger's idea of writing about the first ten songs that come up when I put my iPod on shuffle. Now I copy that idea and here, dear readers, is my list:
First Song: "Coracão Vagabundo (My Vagabond Heart)" - Karrin Allyson
Karrin Allyson is one of my very favorite jazz vocalists. The native of Great Bend, Kansas sang in Minneapolis and Kansas City before making her jump to New York City a few years back. This song is from her 1999 CD of Brazilian and French standards, "From Paris to Rio." She sings Portuguese and French lyrics with equal aplomb and she really shines on this CD.
Second Song: "Strays" - Hem
Ah, yes. From "Eveningland" comes this simple song about marriage and settling down. The song's protagonist remembers dalliances with old flames and looks forward to his wedding where he will "teach them not to stray."
Third Song: "I'm So Glad Jesus Lifted Me" - Dave Boyer with the Ralph
Carmichael Big Band
A stellar 1995 release from the old Brentwood Jazz record label. I bought this during my college years when I still bought CDs at Christian book stores. Dave Boyer is a Nashville-area jazz vocalist who never quite hit the big time. Ralph Carmichael is a legend of Gospel music who has written many chestnuts of the church choir repertoire. Put the two artists together with a swingin' big band and you get a very listenable set of jazzy gospel music. Carmichael's arrangement of this old gospel standard is really great. Out of print, unfortunately.
Fourth Song: "A Different Kind Of Light" - The 77s
This is from The 77s' "Echoes O' Faith" concert in 1992, released on CD in 1996. It was recorded during the "unplugged" craze that hit the music business about that time. The song was one of the first they ever recorded as a band back in the early 1980s when they had dreams of teenage stardom. The lyrics are simple and could've been written by a new Christian.
Fifth Song: "Keep Your Monster On A Leash" - Tower Of Power
TOP was preaching anger management way back in 1991 on their CD of the same name. Serious message, but a cheesy, almost comical execution of lyrics and song.
Sixth Song: "Worry About You" - Ivy
Simple song; the singer worries about her lover while he's gone. The music is pure Ivy; an acoustic guitar accompanies the verses, a thumping bass track bridges them, and a dreamy synth-pop vibe pervades the chorus. Luscious, delicious ear candy.
Seventh Song: "There You Are" - Lost Dogs
Was it Yogi Berra who first uttered the immortal phrase "no matter where you go, there you are?" I don't know but the Lost Dogs take it and turn into a metaphor for the wayward Christian. "No matter where you you go, still there you are/you can run but God's love won't be denied."
Seventh Song: "Airstream" - Pat Metheny Group
This ballad from "American Garage" is all about the 70s sound for me. It would have been all over smooth-jazz radio if there had been such a thing in 1979. The ECM Records stamp is all over this track, pastoral and understated.
Eighth Song: "ValGreen" - Fold Zandura
Jyro Xhan's classic paen to a lost lover. The song is a musical mix of his former band Mortal's synthy industrial sound and mid-1990s alternative grunge. Jyro's vocals on this track are at once emotive and heartbreaking.
Ninth Song: "Shucks" - Bill Frisell
This is a track from the jazz guitarist's countrified album "Nashville". I must have heard a song from it on the radio which would have prompted me to buy it. This album finds Frisell collaborating with many of Music City's finest pickers and it's a delight to listen to. Notable also for his version of Neil Young's "One Of These Days," nicely sung by Robin Holcombe.
Tenth Song: "Intermission At The Wonderama" - Randy Stonehill
Stonehill collaborated with old friend Terry Taylor on a Beatles-esque song cycle called "Wonderama" in 1992. Brave souls, these, releasing an album like this to the Christian music market. I bought this CD after hearing the its signature song, "Great Big Stupid World" on my local Christian music radio station. The announcer came on after the song was done and begrudgingly announced the song title and artist. I knew it was a CD I had to own, like, immediately. This track is a classical string quartet piece meant to evoke, what else, an intermission. The crowd noise under the music is a nice touch.
Monday, May 21, 2007
Useless Knowledge, Courtesy of Wikipedia...
that the actor who played Mr. Bentley on "The Jeffersons" was the same actor who played the creepy number painter guy on Sesame Street? See for yourself:
OK, so I couldn't find any pictures of Harry Bentley from "The Jeffersons", but IT'S THE SAME GUY, I promise!
**EDIT** - All of the old "Mad Painter" episodes from Sesame Street are available on YouTube; go to this link for some real nostalgia!
Saturday, May 19, 2007
Bliss....
Covering the night man's vacation at work tonight, so what else to do but blog?
Today was the annual year-end picnic for my Monday night bible class. The weather was beyond perfect, with abundant sunshine and good friends, food, and fellowship. At this picnic we:
grilled out lots of raw red meat

played tennis
threw the frisbee
played volleyball
and just generally hung out!

Wednesday, May 16, 2007
What kind of pitch was that?...
"Garciaparra swings and misses! He went after one that was up, up, and away. That was a 5th Dimension slider..."
Watch out for those stray lightning bolts!...
2 local pastors survive lightning strike without injury.
the well-meaning reporter got the name of the church wrong, transposing the second and third words. Also, the man on the left named Kevin is the pastor of the Quest worship service I am part of.
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
The new TV commercials for Liberty Mutual...
Why Responsibility?
The full song can be found here.
Friday, May 04, 2007
Eva Cassidy...
I discovered Eva Cassidy a few years back while listening to our local community radio station KDHX 88.1 FM . Her voice is truly captivating and unique and could handle almost any style of music. She performed as an undiscovered talent in the Washington D.C. area until cancer took her life in 1996. Readers, you owe it to yourself to at least hop over to iTunes or Rhapsody and check her out. Much of her music was released independently and only became widely available after her death. In particular, her rendition of "Over The Rainbow" is a real tear-jerker and spine-tingler.
Witness her wistful rending of "Autumn Leaves"
Five Things You Love and Five Things You're not So Fond Of...
Five Things I Love (The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit were assumed)
(I don't remember all of what I told him, as it was spur of the moment, off the top of my head--this is a mentally-revised list)
1) My mom's cooking
2) Jazz music
3) an early Spring day with a cobalt-blue, cloudless sky, no humidity and abundant sunshine.
4) hiking
5) the smell of my dad's woodshop
Five Things I'm Not So Fond Of
1) talk radio
2) abject hate, in any form and the people who spread it
3) whiny people who are never satisified
4) politicians
5) traffic jams
Walk Between the Raindrops If You Can...
I had yesterday off because I have to cover the Saturday shift tomorrow. I got my crown put on, thus ending the Saga of the Troublesome Tooth which began back on April 9. Later I caught up on e-mail and had lunch at home, then made a tour of the Humane Society branches in the afternoon. The Humane Society of Missouri has 3 branches in St. Louis--the main office in the city, one in the northwest suburbs, and their newest one in the Boone's Crossing area of Chesterfield. I intended to talk to an adoption counselor, but was satisfied with just window-shopping the doggies. One conclusion I made was that there are a lot of black lab-mix dogs in the world. I saw a black lab-chow mix, a black lab-setter mix, and a couple of black lab-rottweiler mixes. I saw a couple of "maybe" dogs. The Animal Protective Association of Missouri also has a local shelter that I want to check out. The day ended with a supper gathering at church for the worship and tech team members who serve in my worship service at church.
The Cardinals put the Josh Hancock mess to rest, at least ceremonially, yesterday. Hancock's death is a certifiable tragedy in more ways than one. The media has outlined them all in-depth so I won't go any further with that. The team's collective mind was obviously somewhere else during this week's series in Milwaukee, as the Brew Crew mopped their floor with our Bird waste. Maybe we've hit bottom early, so we have nowhere to go but up, however, the season's definitely in jeopardy and Tony LaRussa will cement his Hall of Fame resume if he can bring this season back from the brink.


